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Sept milliards de n\u00e9vros\u00e9s essayant de vivre ensemble, se faisant croire que c\u2019est possible, qu\u2019on ne tue pas pour un grincement de fourchette dans l\u2019assiette, qu\u2019on ne quitte pas son amoureux parce qu\u2019il fait du bruit en buvantson caf\u00e9. \u00bbAdrien vient de se faire quitter\u2026 Lors d\u2019un d\u00eener en famille, il apprend qu\u2019il doit prendre la parole au mariage de sa soeur. Entre le gratin dauphinois et les tentatives mentales de discours, toutes plus absurdes les unes que les autres, il n\u2019esp\u00e8re qu\u2019une seule chose : que sa bien-aim\u00e9e Sonia r\u00e9ponde \u00e0 son texto \u00ab Comment tu vas ? \u00bb, envoy\u00e9 \u00e0 17 h 24 et lu \u00e0 17 h 56.<br \/>\nAu travers de ses bandes dessin\u00e9es ou de ses romans, Fabcaro d\u00e9crit avec justesse nos grandeurs et nos mis\u00e8res intimes. Anthropologue  de nos humeurs et de nos n\u00e9vroses, il nous parle de notre nombril avec une \u00e9norme tendresse. 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